Me v. Time Warner Cable
Sylvester: The bill generated on 09/22/2012 for the period 10/01 to 10/31 was in the amount of $288.27.
Kristyn: Right and that’s ** up isn’t it
Kristyn: omg your chat just censored me
Kristyn: what country am i in
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Sylvester: So it was $288.27 - $144.13 =$144.14 was the balance carry forwarded.
Kristyn: But I have been consistently paying $144.14 every month forever
Kristyn: so where does the fuckin double come in
Kristyn: oh it didn’t censor that time!
Kristyn: I wore it down!
Kristyn: AMERICA!
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Kristyn: So because YOU GUYS incurred a 10 day gap
Kristyn: and i STILL PAID
Kristyn: I am now the delinquent?
Kristyn: I don’t think so my friend.
Kristyn: I think Time Warner Cable is the delinquent.
Kristyn: I AM PUTTING THE *SYSTEM* ON TRIAL!
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Sylvester: Ms. Pomranz, I am here and trying to help you with the details.
Kristyn: You can call me Kristyn, we’re all friends here.
Sylvester: Thank you.
Kristyn: I’ll make you a deal, I will just quit Time Warner Cable forever?
Kristyn: And I won’t have to deal with your lousy service (again, general “your” not yours specifically, Sylvester) or your broken Bill Robot?
Sylvester: I want you to please give me an opportunity to at least start from somewhere, either with bill or with PayXpress.
Kristyn: I feel sad. 
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Sylvester: As you said you don’t remember username.
Kristyn: No because it already shows me as logged in
Sylvester: I will help you with that.
Kristyn: It’s like MyServices is the Labyrinth and I am Jennifer Connelly!
Kristyn: You seen Labyrinth, Slax?
Kristyn: Can I call you Slax?
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Sylvester: Could you please help me with the 4 digit customer code on the account.
Kristyn: I don’t have a 4 digit customer code man
Kristyn: All I’ve got is the last 4 digits of my credit card and my bank account and a whole lot of bad feelings, man.
Kristyn: BAD. FEELS.
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Sylvester: Could you please confirm, when did you updated the recurring payment on account.
Kristyn: SEPTEMBER
Kristyn: And I talked to SOME OTHER GUY who promised me he’d fix the problem
Kristyn: It’s like talking to Mitt Romney!
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Sylvester: Are you able to see the option “My TV”?
Kristyn: Dude. SLAX.
Kristyn: that’s where i been chillin all day
Kristyn: UP IN “MY ACCOUNT” FOR DAYS SON!
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Kristyn: Did you leave me?
Kristyn: SYLVESTERRRRRRRRRRR COME BACK
Kristyn: Oh GOOD you’re typing now. I got scared.
Sylvester: As you also said that you are already logged in to MyServices account
Sylvester: I will now help you with the username, I would request you to please login to MyServices on the Website.
Kristyn: i’m already logged in
Kristyn: as i have been
Kristyn: my entire life
Kristyn: I WAS BORN LOGGED IN
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Kristyn: You like Gaga, Slax?
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Kristyn: Why on earth
Kristyn: would an email to one account link me to another account that is dead
Kristyn: ~*~LABYRINTH~*~
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Kristyn: So you’ve never seen Labyrinth?
Sylvester: No.
Kristyn: You should rent it.
Kristyn: It’s a good movie.
Sylvester: Sure, will try this weekend.
Kristyn: Sorry I have to quit your service. I won’t mention your name.
Sylvester: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Kristyn: Vote for Obama!
Kristyn: TTYL.
