The tiny dog on the dashboard is p. good but really the most impressive thing about this picture is that my dad knows how to use his camera phone.
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The grasshopper mouse. Oh god I’m crying from laughter.
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Why aren’t more people talking about the fact that these are actual lyrics from a #1 song?
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don’t like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I’ll be there for you
This is not a drive by
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